“Well… wait til he turns two!”

Who’s That Dude?

I recently uploaded a bunch of cool photos. If you want to check them out, you’ll have to click on Obama, whether or not you agree with his immigration policy.

What’s new in my life, you ask? Rather than answering with a stereotypical response of “oh, nothin'”, I’ll let you in on a little secret: Josh’s life is in the fast lane.

That’s right, I said it… my life is moving quicker than quick, and I’ll tell you why. In the last 2.5 years I have accomplished this:

(In no particular order nor in order of importance)

1) Got married

2) Had a baby

3) Graduated from college

4) Moved out of my parents house

5) Bought a house

Pretty sure I’ve accomplished pretty much every major milestone that can be accomplished, now I can die happy.

Well, enough of the sarcasm. Seriously, I have been up to a lot. Currently I am seeking a position in the Sioux Falls area that  A) Pays money  and  B) Isn’t Lame. I don’t know if any of you have ever graduated from college or not, but it can be annoying. It usually goes a little something like this:

Them: Congratulations! What was your major again?

Me: Thanks! Umm, Government and International Affairs.

Them: Ohh… (pause) … what can you do with that?

And then I come up with 20 different options I have off the top of my head and they knod slowly, still wondering if they should take that cash out of the card they were about to hand me…

How’s the daddy life? Well, it’s crazier than ever. Noah just turned 2.0986301 today, which we of course celebrated by shooting fireworks off (…think July 4th). I’ve always thought for some reason that the moment kids turn two, they automatically become helions. I found out throughout the course of Noah’s 2nd birthday that this was in fact true… just kidding. Being a two-year-old is a lot like being a one-year-old. Parenting the two is about the same. He’s still got an attitude, he’s still curious, and he still doesn’t like being told no.

So if you’re wondering why everyone always warned you with the phrase: “Well… wait til he turns two!”, just know that when they turn 75, watch out!